“I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I am still looking for ideas!” – Unknown.

“Laughing so hard that no sound comes out that you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.” – Unknown

We have packed this crate with a range of cool things that will make your day at the office, home or car a little more fun.

  • Customize Your Crate

    Customize your crate by having your own custom text printed onto the crate

    Custom Text On Crate

    Add the text here that you would like to have printed onto the crate.
    Optional, additional cost of R85 for custom text onto the crate



1 x Para Bracelet:  Tactical 550 Paracord Parachute Cord Military Survival Bracelet. For those times when you are doing the Bear Grylls thing in the backyard and you need some cord to string the kid’s tent. Never leave home without it.

1 x Voltaic Wireless Charger & Stand: no wires to charge your phone.

1 x USB Travel Set: Consist of  Power Bank: 2000maH, a two-pin charger, a car charger and a USB to mini USB cable

1 x Folding Selfie Stick: For all those selfies that need the perfect length.

1 x Aztec Headphones: 10mW, 1.2 meters cord length. For those times when the music is just for you.

1 x Icon Bluetooth Speaker: 3w Bluetooth speaker. Easily connects with your phone for portable sound.

1 x Silicone Phone Card Holder:  can hold 2 cards safely and has a super strong adhesive back to securely attach to your phone


The Munchies and other Stuff

1 x Zang Green Chocolate: ZANG! Espresso and Chocolate mixed together. Why didn’t we think of this? All served in a 34g bar of deliciousness. NOT for those with weak hearts, caffeine sensitivity or if you are pregnant.

1 x Red Bull: Red Bull gives you wings in this 250ml can of energy.


Delivered in a hand crafted wooden crated that is that gift that keeps on giving. Unlike bows, ribbons, wrapping of those weird bags, your CrateworX crate can be repurposed. From toolboxes to veggie gardens, we would love to see what your crate gets up to once open.

Along with your crate, because we believe that receiving just 1 gift is not cool, we like to throw a few extra little surprises into each crate.

1 x Mini Crow bar. To break into your CrateworX crate and afterwards you have an awesome key ring.

1 x Wallet Ninja. No good Ninja worth his salt would ever go on a mission without his Wallet Ninja (Insert Ninja sound here)

1 x Lite Optic ‘S’ bend Carabineer. You never know when you will need to scale up a mountain.


Some cool and completely pointless science facts from “DAVE”

  • Bridges can’t swim.
  • A penguin can fly…. If it’s in a plane.
  • You can’t see at night because it is dark.
  • Giraffes have long necks because they hate you.
  • Screaming for three hours will turn the plane around.
  • Add 7 to any number increases its value by 7.
  • Cats don’t have 9 lives and are allergic to cannons.

Additional information

Weight3 kg
Dimensions30 × 23 × 18 cm


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