CYCLE CRATE

R1,199.95

“My greatest fear is that when I die my wife will sell my bikes for what I told her that cost…” Unknown.

“If its not on Strava, IT DID NOT HAPPEN!”

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Description

THE REAL STUFF:

1 x Choose between a Multi-Functional Snood Head Wear or a Pair of Cooling UV Arm Sleeves

1 x Syncros 11 piece multi tool. Enough gadgets to get your bike tightened up.

1 x New and Improved Camelbak Podium water bottle. Optimized Bike Cage Fit and self sealing jet valve.

1 x  Mark 2 Shammy Cream. You can never have to much lube, trust us! You will have to YouTube your own “how to apply” videos but trust you and a mate can figure it out. If you have shared a tent on stage race you will know what we are talking about.

1 x Spoke Works “Smoove Lube” We have done 3 Sani 2c, a Berg & Bush, a Storms River Traverse and   countless others with this stuff. Very smooooove.

2 x CO2 bombs. One of those things you should always have with you.

1 x Set of tyre levers. Always good to have and fits neatly into a bike bag or backpack.

1 x 50g Biogen Cytogen Race Mix – Multi Stage energy drink

1 x 36g Biogen Energy Gel for those instant energy boosts

1 x 30g Farbar – Endurance real food bar.

Delivered:

Delivered in a hand crafted wooden crated that is that gift that keeps on giving. Unlike bows, ribbons, wrapping of those weird bags, your CrateworX crate can be re purposed. From toolboxes to veggie gardens, we would love to see what your crate gets up to once open.

Along with your crate, because we believe that receiving just 1 gift is not cool, we like to throw a few extra little surprises into each crate.

1 x Mini Crow bar. To break into your CrateworX crate and afterwards you have an awesome key ring.

 

 

Some cool things to know in order to look like you know what you are talking about:

  1. In the early 1900s, 6-day long bicycle races were quite popular. The winner would be whoever rode the greatest distance in the 6 days. They would get extremely little sleep and hallucinate on the track.
  2. The bicycle is one of the most efficient inventions in the history of mankind. A gallon of gasoline (about 4 liters) contains about 31,000 calories. If a person could drink gasoline, then a person could ride about 912 miles on a gallon of gas (about 360 km per liter).
  3. A recent study conducted by Mindlab found that cyclists have a unique blend of intelligent generosity and the “cool” factor. Now there’s a reason to get on your bike!

And of course some totally random useless information:

An accurate description of a seagull:

  • Seagulls are just demon possessed pigeons.
  • The average seagull is at least 3 meters wide.
  • They feed on chips and children’s fear.
  • Seagulls can bugger off!

Additional information

Weight 3 kg
Dimensions 30 × 23 × 18 cm
Cycle Crate

Snood Head Wear, UV Arm Sleeves

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