“MMMMMM….. BEEEER!” – Homer Simpson.
Ah the beer, this was foreshore the first crate on our list and for a very good reason or two:
Beer is one of the world’s oldest prepared beverages, possibly dating back to the early Neolithic or 9500 BC. That’s almost as old as my mother in law, I am only joking mom relax and have a beer.
Beer is the oldest widely consumed alcoholic drinks in the world, and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea. Eww who drinks water and tea in any case? Beer should be nr1 and I am sure all of you would agree!!!
I also found that the strongest beer in the world has a 67.5% alcohol content, ouch a six pack of that beer will give you a babalas for a week.
Alright enough facts for now (or is it this 5th beer I am drinking now that’s making me lazy to search for more facts)
Our Beer Crate has all the goodies inside that you would expect from an awesome gift, so get one now and let the fun begin opening the crate with your very own mini crow bar. The only way a man is supposed to open a gift.
I was all hopped up for this article, (I really could not wheat for some good ones) but there’s barley any jokes. Doesn’t seem rye-ght.
Now, excuse me, I have to Schlitz.