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  • BEER CRATE

    R729.95
    “MMMMMM..... BEEEER!” – Homer Simpson. “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza”. - Dave Barry At CrateworX we enjoy a cold ale on most occasions and even if there is no occasion.  We have stacked this crate with all the essentials for you to enjoy.
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  • If you ever hear me ordering Decaf coffee, I’ve been kidnapped and am trying to signal you. – Death Wish Coffee CO. At CrateworX we believe that coffee is the elixir of life to be enjoyed anytime of the day or night. We have packed our Coffee Crate with a range of ground coffee and coffee making and drinking utensils for you to enjoy along with a few other surprises.
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  • Jealous! That's what every other guy will be when they don't receive this  crate stuffed full with beer. Make him the envy of the office when he receives his CrateworX crate and opens it with his mini stainless steel crowbar to find beer. And then what better way to open your beer than with your new Wallet Ninja. The only thing we haven't figured out is how to keep the beers cold....Sorry.  
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  • CYCLE CRATE

    R1,199.95
    “My greatest fear is that when I die my wife will sell my bikes for what I told her that cost..." Unknown. "If its not on Strava, IT DID NOT HAPPEN!"
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  • THE EMPTY CRATE: Yes its empty, well not quite, we do put a few little extras in for you. The CrateworX empty crate is perfect if you want to DIY and fill and seal your own crate. What you get:
    • 1 Standard CrateworX crate with lid.
    • Portion of wooden wool.
    • 1 x mini crowbar.
    Unfortunately we cant off the 'Diabolical Duct Tape Wrap' or ' Nail That Sucker Down' options on the empty crate.
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  • GOLF CRATE

    R999.95
    “The reason they call it golf is because all the other four letter words were used up” – Leslie Nielsen. “GOLF - an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.” - Unknown  
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  • This one is definitely for the chilli connoisseur. You will enjoy these 6 x hot sauces ranging from mild to very wild. We included some pickles and spices and for desert some chilli chocs.
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  • “I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I am still looking for ideas!” – Unknown. “Laughing so hard that no sound comes out that you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.” – Unknown We have packed this crate with a range of cool things that will make your day at the office, home or car a little more fun.
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  • My boss yelled at me yesterday 'It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?' I said, 'Probably that it's Friday?' It’s the weekeeeend baby! Certainly is our favourite day. And to get you going we have put some things together so that you can go do some manly stuff. Top quality multi tools, knives and of course everybody needs a good headlamp to spot those things in the dark. This one is packed to the brim.
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  • "It's on like Donkey Kong!"  "When I lose a game: "It's only a game..." When I win a game: "OH YEAH, OH YEAH! SO LONG LOSERS!!"  We have put together this little crate that will bring back all those old times at the corner cafe arcade. For us it was Beach Stores. Play all your old favourites like Mario, Wonderboy and some new ones on this hand held console that you can also plug into your TV.
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  • Choose between the Blue Bulls and the Lions. Contact us if any other team is required and will check on stock availability.
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  • TRUST ME, YOU CAN DANCE! – TEQUILA We say don’t trust that Tequila, EVER! Although there are many listed benefits to be gained from good Tequila. Benefits include but not limited to:
    • Cures sadness and Relaxes your socks
    • Increases courage which will enhances a singing voice and dancing skills.
    • Increases eyesight and removes shyness.
    So we have put together the ultimate Tequila crate so that you can take advantage of all those listed benefits.  With over 12 items, this crate is stocked!
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  • Too much of anything is a bad thing, but too much good Whiskey is barely enough – Mark Twain. Here at CrateworX we have loaded your crate with a host of the Whiskey essentials and a little extra to savour the finer things in life. Choose between four excellent brands that you will find nestled in your CrateworX crate.
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  • WINE CRATE

    R549.95
    "Wine is the answer. What was the question?" "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that's kind of the same thing"
    • If you would like to change the bottle of wine, give us a shout and we can quote separately.
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  • This is a crate add on. Please select it at checkout for an additional R60.

    Feeling even more devious? Want to frustrate your victim even more? Then select the CrateworX Diabolical Duct Tape Wrap for an extra R60.00 and we will wrap your crate in a layer of genuine Duct Tape. Sorry, we don’t have any wrapping paper in our garage. We also don’t hold ourselves responsible if your crate arrives covered in pink heart tape or a very manly leopard print. Depends on how we feel on the day...What we do know is that by having your crate wrapped will prolong the fun of getting into the crate no end. Please warn your victim should there be glass in the crate. We don’t want valuable Tequila leaking out now do we? We do definitely want to see some videos of your victim opening their crate!
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